Bush gave his final State of the Union address Monday evening. Did anyone watch?

Hopefully if you’re over 21, you realized that this was your very last chance to play the annual Bush SOTU Drinking Game, which has really grown since its inception a few years ago.

The rules have changed as well: added recently or this year are “Mahmoud Ahmadinejad” (1 drink, plus 1 if he pronounces it correctly), “foreclosure” (Yell out the name of your favorite “Monopoly” railroad and drink; Do NOT Pass Go) and “discretionary spending” (1 to 3 drinks, your call).

And, of course, the traditional favorites: “nukular” (1), “freedom” (1) and “terror” (worth 1 drink however it’s pronounced).

Note: I do not condone the irresponsible consumption of alcohol, even for the purpose of celebrating Article II, Section III of the US Constitution.

Here’s to the beginning of the last of eight crazy years. Bottoms up! To democracy!